Dumb Laws in Arizona
A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. (meaning kids or battery devices?)
Hunting camels is prohibited.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.