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It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly
The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. (stop it how?)
A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.  ( bob their what?)
A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. ( every 28 days to be precise)
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy. ( the lawmakers need to be arrested I am sure)
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. ( what no play toys?)

City Laws in Arkansas

Fayetteville
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”. (even a fly?)
Little Rock
Honking one’s car horn at a sandwich shop after 9 PM is against the law.( just trying to hurry my order)
No one may “suddenly start or stop�? their car at a McDonald’s.( you need to sneak up on it)
Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. ( switch that voice box switch off)
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. ( explains Bill and Hillaries issues)
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. ( that is part of the flirtation and sex partner laws)

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