Its the law!!!: Florida

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Florida (accidentally) banned all computers and smart phones in internet cafes
The term “motor vehicle” was revised to exclude swamp buggies, deregulating the primary mode of transportation in the state.
Repealed It is illegal for a doctor to ask a patient whether they own a gun. (before or after the cough?)
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages. (all aimed at the same group of people)
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person. (WTF is unnatural?)
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence. (lewd acts are ok if not living together though)
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. (there go the lawmakers)
Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.
It is illegal to sell your children. ( No exceptions? really?)
You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.(and who is counting?)
Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
Oral sex is illegal. (define oral sex)
A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.( I guess in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant is the preference of these single women)
You may not kiss your wife’s breasts. (and again who is watching)
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. ( But do not get caught in a vicious murder)
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. ( most people are committing crimes when singing anyway)
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. ( so much for the LBGT community)
Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. ( they are sticklers aren’t they?)
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
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