Dumb Laws in Indiana
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
If any person has a puppet show, wire dancing or tumbling act in the state of Indiana and receives money for it, they will be fined $3 under the Act to Prevent Certain Immoral Practices.
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
A three dollar fine per pack will be imposed on anyone playing cards in Indiana under the Act for the Prevention of Gaming.
The value of Pi is 3.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public. ( Bill Clinton and PeeWee Herman refuse to cross that state line)
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
Oral sex is illegal. ( Bill and Pee Wee again)
No one may catch a fish with his bare hands.
A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
Men are prohibited from standing in a bar. (too obvious when aroused)
It is against the law to pass a horse on the street.
You are not allowed to carry a cocktail from the bar to a table.
It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. (keep the beer cold but not the soda)
Drinks on the house are illegal.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Drinking from your own bottle in a bar can lead to your arrest.( sneak drinks from the guy next to you)
Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor.
You are required to pour your drink into a glass.
You can get out of paying for a dependent’s medical care by praying for him/her.( Atheists are broke there)