Dumb Laws in Kansas
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights. (with what are they attached to?)
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed. (not if they are on the same track)
City Laws in Kansas
It is illegal to urinate on the side of a building.
Hitting a vending machine that stole your money is illegal.
Persons may not “screech” their tires while driving.
Riding an animal down any road is against the law.
It is illegal to spit on a sidewalk.
All cars entering the city limits must first sound their horn to warn the horses of their arrival.
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
One may not picket a funeral.
Musical car horns are banned.
It is against the law to leave your car running unattended.
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
Many cities have laws to force citizens to keep their yards in decent shape.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Spitting on sidewalks is expressing forbidden.