Court days: 107

Here is my challenge to Patrick Hampton

by Marty Carlson


Not too long ago one of my regular suggested that Patrick Hampton and I put on some boxing gloves and meet in the ring. This has been rattling around in my head for some time and I have decided to challenge Patrick Hampton to a boxing match.

WE will find a location that has a boxing ring put on some 16 ounce gloves, sell tickets and let everybody watch us punch it out in the ring. The money raised can be donated to charity of our choice.

This will give him the opportunity to defend his girls honor without the deputies holding him back like he is telling everybody that happened before.

It could actually be a lots of fun and I personally could prove that I would kick his ass all over the ring.

The challenge has been laid down, I know he will hear about this as his girl Christie will let him know as she reads my blog every day. They know how to get a hold of me, and it should be easy to arrange as long as he can stay out of jail long enough to do it.

Looking forward to seeing you defend

your girls honor Patrick

DAWG


3 Comments

  1. 10 point must. It might be hard to find three impartial judges though. I think the three appellate judges in the Baca case would work great. 12 or 15 rounds?

    I doubt the match will go on that long though. Weigh in and drug test? We know Hampton is clean, but what about you Marty? You will have to a referee too.

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    (Sarcasm and fiction. In no way is anyone threatening a witness)

  2. Right on. You go Marty. Tammy will put on her bikini and hold up the signs in the ring.

    1. That works for me I want to see all the girls out there

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