THE CASE OF THE MOTIVATED PANTS…….

ALTERNATIVE FACTS?

I GUESS IT COULD HAPPEN

2-1-17


Recently police in Pensacola Florida arrested 52-year-old Charles Raulerson after receiving a call about a naked man in a carwash parking Lot.

This is when the alternative facts came into play when he explained the reason he was naked.

Deputy asked the subject to put his clothes on, and he gave a response of “they took off running by themselves without me.”

Now deputies became very suspicious that the subject had possessed pants that could defy the laws of physics, they asked him to just sit in his car.

It was then said that the subject had threatened an officer with a screwdriver, and when he tried to get out of the car again, the officer shocked him with a stun gun.

Mr. teeny-weeny was charged with aggravated assault on an officer, a felony. And he was held at the jail on a $500 bond.

There was no indication how motivated the pants were to being found.