WARREN YARES COMMENTARY…….

SAGA OF DARLISSA & DIRK (2017)


“BONNIE & CLYDE”

A PARODY

Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental.

This is not meant in any way to disparage or demean the memory of Bonnie & Clyde.

Bonnie Parker………………Darlissa Ferrera

Clyde Barrow………………Dirk Bunch

Marvin “Buck” Barrow………Ton Evers

Blanche Barrow………………Girgit Fladager

Joe Palmer……………………Juice Jacobsob

Raymond Hamilton…………Hatrick Hamilton

Henry Methvin………………Trank Navarro

William Jones………………Agent Brady

Judge Barbara Zuniga………Played by Herself

Texas Ranger Frank Hamer…Percy Martinez

Texas Ranger B.M. “Manny” Gault..Robert Forkner

Texas Ranger Bob Alcorn…………Jesse Garcia

Texas Ranger
Ted Hinton…………………Tim Rein

Louisiana Officer Henderson Jordan…Martha Carlton Magana

Louisiana Officer Prentiss Morel Oakley..Hans Hjertonsson

This saga begins several years ago, when the modern-day version of Bonnie and Clyde and their gang was running roughshod all over the county, not killing innocent citizens and law enforcement personnel, but arresting upstanding citizens because of a political agenda/vendetta. Citizen after citizen was unjustly arrested and accused of hideous crimes.

Bonnie, Clyde and the gang pillaged and plundered innocent citizens robbing them of their assets by falsely arresting them when they dared to challenge this duo. While Bonnie and Clyde and the gang did most of the underhanded dirty work, Blanche Barrow was lying in the weeds watching but did not have the guts to appear with the dastardly gang. Could it be because when Bonnie, Clyde and the gang are brought to justice, which will happen soon, Blanche wants to say “Oh, it wasn’t me. I wasn’t even there”. Too late now Blanche!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

After decimating numerous lives which netted Bonnie and Clyde ABSOLUTEY NOTHING!!!!! ZIP, ZILCH, NADA, ZERO, NAUGHT, RIL, in other words, “Not a gul durn thing” as Gabby Hayes would say. And now we have that dastardly gang going for broke, and they probably will be when this is over, trying to make a prostitute out of Lady Justice. Its gonna happen Blanche!!!!

The list of those who were robbed of their financial well-being include Mayor Carmen Sabatino, AJ Pontillo, Frank Drummond and now the Carson 8. Bonnie, Clyde and the gang have managed to bite off more than their big mouths can chew. It is getting close to the dastardly gang’s demise. Just when Bonnie and Clyde figure they got a airtight, slam-dunk, gotcha, “it’s in the bag” and “it’s all over but the shouting” case of “hers” that she wanted. On May 23, 1934, Bonnie & Clyde stopped at the old Ma Canfield’s Café where they got their last meal, two sandwiches. While they were munching down after going through the drive thru, they come driving down Louisiana State Highway 154.

Eight miles down the road from the café, Texas Ranger Frank Hamer, his fellow Rangers and the two Louisiana officers opened fire with everything they had. Now at this point, you can’t feel sorry for Bonnie and Clyde since they had killed at least 12 people including numerous police officers. Or in the case of the modern-day Bonnie and Clyde, we’re talking at least 12 innocent citizens that the current Bonnie and Clyde gang have devastated.

Once all the gun smoke cleared, 130 rounds were fired at their car, with 107 holes in the car. Dr. J. L. Wade said there were 17 holes on Barrow’s body and 26 on Parker’s. Now all those numbers may sound like a lot but that number is miniscule compared to the number of holes the defense attorneys are shooting in the persecution’s case during final arguments.

Unofficially, there may have been many more. C.B. Bailey, the undertaker assigned to preserving the bodies for the funerals, found that the bodies had so many holes in them in so many different places that it was difficult to keep embalming fluid in them. There was no mercy shown to them for all of the death and destruction they perpetrated.

The modern day Bonnie and Clyde will have so much figurative bloodletting when this is over that their “careers” will be unrecognizable. I say remember Galations 6:7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. In the Bible the term “man” refers to either male or female.

When this mindless and senseless persecution of eight innocent people concludes, the numbers in the lawsuits will set a record for malicious prosecution lawsuit in Stanislaus County. There will be no mercy shown here either, rightfully so There will be a bloodletting although not literally, but we will see how many of the modern-day Bonnie and Clyde gang try to throw each under the proverbial bus. Possibly Blanche, in the sixth floor penthouse will be sharpening her dismissal pen. As I mentioned in prior posts, I saw that both McDonald’s and Taco Bell are hiring.

Well that’s the end of this particular parody. All names, numbers and information can be verified on Google.

Now it’s time to start talking about the closing arguments in this hearing. First, I will present Ferreira’s closing argument. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!!!!!


Now we will talk about some of the issues in the closing arguments by the defense. Because I could not be there every day, I am using the information provided by Tom Jensen and Marty Carlson. They’ve been doing a great job providing us that were unable to attend, updated information.

Robert Forkner: Witnesses also a claim made by the District Attorney’s Office that Christine DeFilippo’s phone and Daljit Atwahl’s phone had a phone connection at one time or another, and he provided a certified CDR of her phone records as the previous were provided by investigator Kirk Bunch contained bad information.

He stated investigator Kurt Bunch was a driving force in the lack of polygraph information. He stated that Kurt Bunch knew all along that there been a polygraph test done but they again were hiding that information it eventually came out through testimony.

Ofc. Perry takes the game cams to his house, and as the judge put it squirreled it away, and the high-tech units could not open the Sim card, until the card was to be turned over to defense attorneys and then John Evers was able to magically get it open the night before. Like Evers is some kind of huge magic Sim Card fairy?

Robert Forkner stated that Woody was consistent in one thing and that was in regards to Frank Carson repeatedly said do not harm anyone we just want to know who is responsible. The one thing woody consistently tells the truth about.

He talked about what are the odds that Michael Cooley had actually confessed to three different people about killing Korey Kauffman. He stated that John Fields had talked from the heart, and Cooley had actually confessed to him three times. Fields stated he was scared of Cooley who was violent and carried knives, he also stated he would kill him with a knife if he talked. He talked about CI-14, who had said almost the exact same thing as Fields had said and almost word for word. He talked about Charlie Odell who picked up Michael Cooley after his car broke down with Eula and Linda and having mud all over them after they came back from the Sonora area.

Forget an obvious suspect. WE WANT TO TAKE CARSON DOWN!!!

Robert Forkner also asked the court why there were no cadaver dogs taken to the Cooley residence after the bike and apparently other burials had occurred at the Lander property. He stated who in the world buries a bike, especially in the place of a dog’s grave. Forget a bike , how about a body.

Jesse Garcia: He says in 18 months we have all observed that the testimony presented has been being disappointing that it offered nothing but lies from the stand. Linda Sue Burns
thoroughly impeached by their own testimony as most of the witnesses have been, especially after listening to their audios and videos.

Bunch caught in lies. No!!! When the cops involved in this lie they are “mistaken”.
It’s perjury for citizens unless you are a citizen persecution witnesses. Cell phone salesman Jim Cook caught lying. So what. While getting $250.00 per hour its OK to lie.

Law enforcement officers Steve Jacobson and Kurt Bunch talk to Beverly Woody at her home where she says that the Atwals Brothers had killed Korey Kauffman at his home. Kirk Bunch corrected Beverly Woody saying it happened on Frank Carson’s property. Kirk Bunch continues to tell her repeatedly that Frank Carson is a person of interest. Some families family trees are a 2×4. Just saying…

At 11:00 AM my boss called and told me I had go out immediately on a case to get a statement so I had to leave court. I have a bunch (No pun intended of course) more to write so keep your listening ears on.

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