SOUTH CAROLINA WARNS CITIZENS OF LIZARDMAN DURING SOLAR ECLIPSE

EMERGENCY MANAGEMENT DIVISION RELEASED STATEMENT

8-10-2017

By Marty Carlson


A Twitter release by officials in South Carolina warn of possible Lizardman activity during the about to happen solar eclipse.

A map of the eclipse path was posted that included a caption that read:

“This historical map is in response to recent media reports about possible paranormal activity associated with the upcoming total eclipse. SCEMD does not know if Lizardmen become more active during a solar eclipse, but we advise that residents of Lee and Sumter counties should remain ever vigilant.”

They request people stay vigilant and report all activity to their friends and family while at the local tailgate parties and other activities. Many government sponsored.

They also warn residents to not shoot “BIGFOOT” if spotted.

It was also noted there have been an increase in paranormal activities in the Carolinas recently, like a Lake Norman Monster sighting, to increased UFO activity over the Brown mountains, also noted was a Bigfoot sighting in McDowell County.

DO THEY KNOW HOW TO PROMOTE OR WHAT!!!


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