TWITTER EXCHANGE BETWEEN CELEBRITIES
On Tuesday night, Rosie O’Donnell, unhinged leftist, so-called comedian, and permanent
enemy of Donald Trump, distraught that the House of Representatives had passed the first significant tax cut bill in three decades, offered to break the law by offering two senators bribes to vote against the bill. That engendered a back-and-forth with Daily Wire Editor-in-Chief Ben Shapiro in which she told him to “Suck my d**k,” prompting a scathing and hilarious response that left her looking like shredded underwear.
The one-sided battle of wits began when O’Donnell tweeted:
so how about this i promise to give 2 million dollars to senator susan collins and 2 million to senator jeff flake if they vote NO NO I WILL NOT KILL AMERICANS FOR THE SUOER RICH DM me susan DM me jeff no shit 2 million cash each
On Wednesday morning, conservative columnist Jeff Jacoby pointed out a fun fact for O’Donnell:
Jeff Jacoby Retweeted ROSIE
Here’s a fun fact, @Rosie: Under 18 U.S. Code §201, offering $4 million in bribes to senators to influence a vote is punishable with up to $12m in fines and/or imprisonment for as much as 15 years. https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201 …
Simultaneously, conservative pundit Allahpundit added:
Excited for all of you who are consumed with tax reform this morning, but right now Rosie O’Donnell is a fugitive from the law. Prioritize.
Three minutes later, Shapiro joined the fray:
If Trump orders Sessions to investigate Rosie, he will be carved into Rushmore by Friday.
It took eight minutes, but then O’Donnell attempted to offer her best attempt at being witty:
suck my dick ben
Which prompted this deathless reply:
You’re already a felon, Rosie. Don’t be a homophobic sexual harasser too. https://twitter.com/rosie/status/943476969710260229 …
And this capper:
THERE IS AN OLD SAYING THAT SAYS “RISE ABOVE IT” I GUESS THAT IS AN OLD WISE TALE THAT MEANS NOTHING THESE DAYS.