FRANK CARSON et al side issue…….(repost from7-18-2017)

Your bow tie must be too tight sir…….

By Marty Carlson


As most of you know that’s been following this blog recently, I am constantly mentioning somebody in the courtroom that is constantly glaring at the audience especially myself and Tom. I personally I don’t concern myself with that kind of stuff because I think it’s stupid this has gotten to the point where it’s actually kind of funny, especially when all of a sudden he glares at me and shakes his head in an extremely self-righteous manner. Then goes back to playing angry birds on his phone and reading DAWGS BLOG.

No doubt my mind this gentleman feels that he’s one of the good guys, I guess that’s okay he’s got have a feeling of importance like all of us do. He does drive a nice car, in fact it’s beautiful, but taxpayer funded.

Today like every other day that he’s there, he was doing the glare down, in fact everybody in the audience noticed it, and brought it to my attention when he was doing it. Now most of the time I’m looking at other things that I like to observe people during the hearing, and having a stare down is something I think we did when we were in grammar school.

Regardless of all that, my function is to follow was going on in the courtroom which is very difficult right now with the testimony that is taking place at this time, the with the cell phone expert, and how dry it is.

Now to the fun part, after court was over Tom and I were standing outside by our cars, talking and discussing issues and the DA, and this gentleman, along with their $350 an hour in tow (Jim Cook), came outside and start loading up their vehicles. Again he was doing the stare down and it again meant little to me, then I noticed he started walking towards me across the parking lot towards the street with his hand behind his back. Is it a weapon? Is it a bow tie that he personally had made for me? Is it a copy of the Wizard of Oz that he once played in as the scare crow? Interestingly enough it was none of the above.

He says when I got out of my vehicle something had fallen out and he sure that I would need it, and he handed me this:

if you’re not sure what that is it is a tin foil hat, and I guess there was a message there, but to be honest with you I think it showed a pretty good sense of humor and I actually enjoyed it and laughed out loud. In addition to the shit eating grin that was on his face when he handed it to me.

I also asked him if he minded if I put this in my blog tonight, and he said “OH I’m sure you will.”

I actually enjoyed the moment very much.

Now if you stop and think about it, and I do not know if he took it out of his vehicle or Jim cook’s vehicle, they were both loading up at the same time and I wasn’t paying that much attention. Somebody has me on their mind, I’m in their head for some reason. Somebody took the time to take $.12 worth of aluminum foil, shape it over a ball, or a mannequin, or one of those Styrofoam wig holder things to shape it.

Or maybe it was his own tinfoil hat!

This tinfoil hat did not fit me, my personal tinfoil hat has ear holes and a chin strap and two antennae out the top. So I am concerned that he is not hit his comfort zone tonight and that could create a real safety issue for a constantly armed man.

But I do thank him for the recyclable materials.

By the way I was told by another investigator they are not reading my blog, I wonder if that is still true?

Sometimes you just got a know how to have fun.


  1. I am sure he formed that hat over his shaven mostly bald head. I have been searching for what he reminds me of. I remember these commercials, about 10 years ago, for Six Flags, where this older bald actor did acrobatic dance moves. I bet he is marvelous. LOL Tom Jensen

  2. For god sakes marty dont prop that thing up against your fence tonight

    I wouldnt want to see yourself get entangled
    In a murder prosecution with some co conspirators you dont even know

    By the way, have you seen my bike

    1. dawg417 – I am the guy people love because I am so honest, But then they get pissy when I do the same with them.
      dawg417 says:

      UMMM it might be where the dog used to be…….

  3. Jeeze!!! I filed a theft report last night for that hat. Now my main suspect is Special Agent Botox, darn spellcheck. I mean Bowtie. It wasn’t jolting Jimmy because Jimmy Junior was not there to help his daddy.

  4. Lingenballicker is small minded idiot. I could have pulled something out of my ass better than it. Idiot. Low I.Q. D.A. Investigator humor. These idiots suffer from normalcy bias, its a condition of being retarded, so much that they can’t believe their case is shit and Frank is going to get out. There all fucked. I love it.

  5. Well now if they are not reading your blog how do they know about the tin hat? I fell over LMAO when I saw what he gave you. I think that was very nice of him and you should write his name on it. They made their bed now they have to lay in it. He was probably looking at you in court wondering what your reaction was going to be when he gave you the tin hat.

  6. If there is anyone that Hat fits it’s the Cell Phone Expert… cause his theory and science are just that… tin foil fantasy… It’s been hilarious watching all this unfold.. it’s like a cast of characters out of a Dick Tracy comic book.. I just know there is enough material for a good made for TV movie.. or maybe even a mini series .. I mean you just cannot make this shit up.. No one writer could ever derive these characters solely within their mind.. There is just so much material from it.. Gotta be on TV certainly a cable network will pick it up..

    1. One of the characters is D.A. informant Mark Davis. Mr. Davis is the lowest form of life. He has no honor. You see, the real cast of characters are the investigators and their jail house bitches,who are wife beaters, pedophiles, liars, and cowards. Low I.Q. dip shits think they have a murder with the testimony of closet queers like Kirk Bunch and Steve Jacobson. And they can’t see their case is a piece of shit like the D.A. Bitch Fladager.

  7. Oh my gosh I can’t stop laughing… I have tears in my eyes over your blog..
    I will say that I am proudly one of those in the audience (who was sitting right next to you) who is witnessing this over paid so called professional constantly staring at you!

    And now this circus act hands you a tin foil hat? Looks like you are on his last nerve Marty….
    Keep up the good work!

    1. dawg417 – I am the guy people love because I am so honest, But then they get pissy when I do the same with them.
      dawg417 says:


  8. This would be hilarious except for the Carson 8 in court and in jail.
    It’s sad a moron like that is wasting time when he should be looking for the real killer earning his salary

    1. If there even was a killer, no proof yet of that. I think we may never know what did happen, but we do know what didn’t happen.

    1. dawg417 – I am the guy people love because I am so honest, But then they get pissy when I do the same with them.
      dawg417 says:

      It pure childishness and I expected no more than that from any of them.
      They lived down to my expectations.
      It was hilarious that he actually thought I would get upset over that as if he was important enough to make a difference in my life.
      Looks like I have a better outlet for my stressors than he does.

  9. You know Marty, the Judge has a right to know how the officers of the court are conducting themselves towards gallery members
    This is misconduct and harassment of those who are seeing this case differently than they do
    I agree with John, and this really needs to be reported….it’s really unbelievable that this bully is getting away with this intimidating behavior

    1. dawg417 – I am the guy people love because I am so honest, But then they get pissy when I do the same with them.
      dawg417 says:

      So you no longer think this a humorous event?
      This is not a issue for the judge as not pertains to the case nor courtroom activities.
      If I were to file a complaint it would be done with his supervisor and what good would that do?
      It would be a personnel matter and kept quiet and no one would hear about it again.
      Then they would pat him on the back and tell him how brave he was in that situation.
      I can do more by showing the world the caliber of people that are working there and as a group they are like peas in a pod.
      As we have seen publicity is their biggest enemy.

  10. Marty….I will always think your blog is funny but now when I read it again i think this was an insult and he was mocking you
    It is not his place…..he is suppose to be a professional but you do what you want…

    1. dawg417 – I am the guy people love because I am so honest, But then they get pissy when I do the same with them.
      dawg417 says:

      Who is getting mocked here?
      He just told the world the caliber person he is.
      It was an act that said a whole lot more about him not me.
      He didn’t mock me he mocked himself.
      I am very pleased right now.

  11. None of them are acting professional . They are nothing more than the scum off their own showers. Setting innocent people up solely for their personal reasons , Falsifying information, having other people lie for them allowing the true criminals to run free on our streets to harm more people and commit more crimes and god knows what else they have done.
    They have not lived up to their sworn duties as required by the justice system.

    So what makes you think their bosses will do anything? I say give them some of their own medicine and see how they like it.
    I would make direct eye contact with them until they were forced to look away. He wouldn’t do trying to stare me down. I would be all over that shit. He can ask Jacobson about that. JUDGEMENT DAY IS COMING. GIVE THEM HELL MARTY.

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