Don’t hate the player, hate the middle finger that’s now pointing at your house from your jilted lover’s back patio.
Alan Markovitz recently moved in to a home in Bloomfield Hills, Mich., next door to his ex-wife. He then proceeded to erect this bronze statue in her — and her new boyfriend’s — honor:
“[I]t’s hard for me to enjoy my baths now because my fav tub is in my moms bathroom which faces out towards tif and alans house,” Tuohy wrote in a tweet that is no longer available.
“I’m so over her,” Markovitz said. “This is about him. This is about him not being a man.”
Markovitz told MyFox Detroit he never meant for his statue to make headlines.