SATIRE POST OF THE DAY
SADLY SOME PEOPLE TAKE THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY
Just when you thought Vegans couldn’t be more ‘ate up’ with their ideologies they come out with another ridiculous claim.
Apparently nothing is “off the table” anymore when it comes to sexual assault and the #metoo movement.
If 2018 (or 2019 for that matter) has proven anything, it has shown how being offended and posing as a victim is the new trend and an absolute flex on how society responds to their rhetoric.
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So think twice before you ‘baste the turkey’ infront of any extended family with a Liberal Arts degree for Christmas dinner tonight because you just might find yourself with a sexual assault charge.
*Woken News is a satirical news website and our articles are strictly for entertainment purposes. We have to post this because ‘Leading Stories’ fact checks known satire outlets.
Imagine believing you’re an ‘investigative journalists’ while fact checking a globally recognized satire news outlet.