NEW INSTANT RESULT COVID TEST: BEES

NEW INSTANT RESULT COVID TEST: BEES


Scientists have taught bees to smell the coronavirus.

They can identify a case within seconds.

  • Dutch scientists have trained bees to smell COVID-19.
  • Every time the bees were exposed to an infected sample, they stuck out their tongues.
  • The animals could be a low-tech solution for identifying COVID-19 cases.

Scientists in the Netherlands have trained bees to identify COVID-19 through their sense of smell, according to a press release from Wageningen University.

The research was conducted on more than 150 bees in Wageningen University’s bio-veterinary research laboratory.

The scientists trained the bees by giving them a treat – a sugar-water solution – every time they were exposed to the scent of a mink infected with COVID-19. Each time the bees were exposed to a non-infected sample, they wouldn’t get a reward (a process known as Pavlovian conditioning).

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SATIRE POST OF THE DAY: NON MENSTRATING PARTNER

SATIRE POST OF THE DAY: NON MENSTRATING PARTNER


Non-Menstruating Partner Wishes Menstruating Partner A Happy Birthing Person’s Day

 

According to sources close to the Larson household, Steve, the family’s non-menstruating partner, wished Carrie, the family’s menstruating partner, an early happy birthing person’s day this evening.

“Greetings, menstruating partner, and may you have a satisfactory birthing person’s day this year!” Larson said as he gave her a gift of roses and chocolate, traditional presents for the ovary-possessing partner in a relationship. “May you bear many more offspring of indeterminate gender, as is your primary function in this relationship between two or more homo sapiens!”

“Also, I am feeling emotions of fondness, but they are simply random chemical reactions in my brain approximating the abstract and imaginary concept of ‘love,’ honey!” he added romantically. He then rubbed her shoulders for several moments before his hands got tired.

The non-menstruator was puzzled, however, when his technically accurate and non-offensive terminology failed to woo his menstruating partner and she went to bed without returning his affections in a romantic manner.

Larson also said he is hoping to receive a new set of golf clubs for non-birthing person’s day coming up in June.


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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY

CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Remember when you were a kid, and you would be crying.

Your parents would say “I Will Give You A Reason To Cry” .

W.T.F my reason wasn’t good enough?


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