Bird poops on Biden as he claims US is in dumps because of Putin

Bird poops on Biden during Iowa speech

Not even the birds approved of President Biden in Iowa on Tuesday — as a winged spectator defecated on the beleaguered commander-in-chief as he gave a speech inside a barn.

Biden’s blue suit took a direct hit as he began a 25-minute address in which he blamed the US’ 8.5% annual inflation rate on Russian President Vladimir Putin’s invasion of Ukraine rather than his own actions.

“I’m here today to talk about what we’re doing to lower costs for American families and put rural America at the center of our efforts to build a future that’s made in America,” Biden said moments before he was struck. “That’s not hyperbole!”

The president didn’t seem to notice the white splatter just above his US flag lapel pin and continued speaking — next to an enormous pile of cornmeal — about his decision to allow higher amounts of ethanol in gasoline this summer.

DAWG SAYS: NO WORD IF THE BIRD IN QUESTION WAS A RUSSIAN SPY OR JUST A RADICAL CONSERVATIVE.


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