Investigators Claim David Used Illegal ‘Ghost’ Sling In Lethal Assault Against Goliath

Investigators working with the Israel Antiquities Authority have claimed David used an illegal “ghost” sling in his famous battle with Goliath. Experts allege the ghost sling would have been untraceable, which would account for why Goliath was caught off guard so easily.

“Goliath, a man who stood about 7’10” by modern reckoning, would not have been defeated so easily if David had a legal sling registered with the proper authorities,” said Dr. Phil Gath, a professor at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem. “David probably used a 3D printer or something, maybe he just stole some leather and grabbed some stones to put something together himself. We’re not sure where the sling came from.”

“But we are certain it did not have an authenticated serial number registered with a government database,” he added.


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