CLINT SAYS………

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When something says

“Non-flammable” on it,

I take it as a personal challenge.

CLINT SAYS…….

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Nurse came in and said Doc,

there’s a man in the waiting room

who thinks he’s invisible,

what should I tell him?

The doctor said Tell him

I can’t see him today

CLINT SAYS…….

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Restrooms now have auto flushes, taps, hand dryers.

But isn’t it silly that you cancel all that by

touching the door handle on your way out?

CLINT SAYS…….

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If you think an xbox is where

you keep your divorce papers…

you might be a redneck

CLINT SAYS…….

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When you are talking to yourself,

just remember 2 things

– you know you will always

get the right answer and

you are talking to

someone intelligent.

CLINT SAYS…….

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Society needs both optimists

and pessimists.

For example,

an optimist invented the airplane

while a pessimist

invented the parachute.

CLINT SAYS…….

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My teacher told me to solve the problem

on the board so I went up there,

erased it and said SOLVED!