DIPSHIDIOT DEA AGENT AT CAPITAL RIOT COMMITS CARREER SUICIDE.


Off-duty DEA agent brought his government-issued gun to the Capitol riot, prosecutors say

An off-duty special agent for the Drug Enforcement Agency carried his government-issued firearm while attending the January 6 riot at the U.S. Capitol, according to court documents unsealed Tuesday. Prosecutors say he posed for pictures while flashing his DEA badge and climbed onto the Peace Monument to film himself as he delivered a “monologue.”

Mark Ibrahim, of Orange County, California, was arrested Tuesday and charged with four crimes that include making a false statement and carrying a firearm on restricted grounds.

Court documents said Ibrahim entered restricted grounds outside the U.S. Capitol shortly after they’d been breached by the mob, and posted a photo standing next to one of the metal barricades that had recently been pulled apart. Prosecutors also said he sent photos of himself at the Capitol to a group chat on WhatsApp that included at least five other law enforcement officers.

DAWG SAYS: ANOTHER IDIOT POSING FOR SOCIAL MEDIA AND NO BRAINS IN HIS HEAD. SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.


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DIPSHIDIOTS OF THE DAY: FACECROOKS

YESTERDAYS ARTICLE ABOUT SENIORS HAVING FUN GOING DOWN A SLIP AND SLIDE IS NOW OFFENSIVE, AND FACEBOOK HAS REMOVED IT.


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DIPSHIDIOT RAPIST ADMITS THE ATTACK ON FACEBOOK


Facebook message leads to arrest warrant for South Bay man in 8-year-old rape claim

Police say they haven’t located 28-year-old Ian Cleary

While she pleaded for prosecutors to take up her college rape complaint, Shannon Keeler studied in Spain, won a national championship in lacrosse, earned a bachelor’s degree and fell in love.

All the while, she gathered evidence from the freshman year attack and passed it on to investigators. Here are the names of people who saw the upperclassman stalk me at the frat party in 2013. Here’s the phone number of the friend who saw him follow me home. Here’s the name of the hospital where my coach took me for a rape kit.

And then, just last year: Here’s a recent message from his Facebook account that says, “So I raped you.”

After verifying the account, and after Keeler told her story to The Associated Press, a new team of police and prosecutors on Tuesday obtained an arrest warrant, charging Ian Cleary, 28, of Saratoga, California, with sexually assaulting Keeler when they were students at Gettysburg College in 2013. Police say they had not yet located him, and aren’t sure where he is. So it’s still not clear whether Keeler will see the case go to trial.


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DIPSHIDIOT PICKS UP AND LICKS JELLYFISH

TikToker Picks Up And Licks “Jellyfish”,

Not Realizing It’s A Deadly Portuguese Man o’ War

Welcome back to the latest installment of “why did this internet user pick up a deadly animal?”. Last time, we saw a TikToker pick up one of the most venomous animals known to science as they handled the intensely dangerous blue-ringed octopus, a tiny and cute creature with enough venom to kill 26 adult humans within minutes.

Although it was dangerous beyond belief, this time we have something even wilder.

A popular TikTok user, alexa_reed2, who has almost 1 million followers, recently posted a video showing himself prodding, picking up, and even licking a strikingly colored blue “jellyfish” that lay on the beach.

“Look guys, a jellyfish is still here,” he states in the short clip.

“I’m going to pick it up. This is how it looks like – yes, it is a jellyfish, look how big it is. It’s still moving! I’m going to lick it.”


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DIPSHIDIOT OF THE DAY: DUMBASS WHO PUT NEWBORN KITTENS IN DUMPSTER

Foster family sought for newborn kittens found in Las Vegas dumpster

A litter of 5-day old kittens was found abandoned in a Las Vegas dumpster.

A “Good Samaritan” found the nine kittens tied up in a trash bag and called animal control, according to a post from The Animal Foundation, which took the kittens in on Tuesday.

The Animal Foundation is looking for a foster family willing to bottle-feed them every two hours because they were brought in without their mother, the post said.

Anyone interested in becoming a foster pet owner may sign up at animalfoundation.com.


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DIPSHIDIOT ROBBER PICKS WRONG VICTIM

Unfortunately, I missed the front row seat to this one.

Pollyana Viana was waiting for an Uber in front of her apartment in Rio de Janeiro. A gentleman sat down next to her, a little too close for comfort, and asked her for the time. This was a dangerous neighborhood and Viana was getting bad vibes from this guy. She didn’t respond. Then he said, “This is a gun”, as he pulled out an object from his pocket covered by his other hand. “Give me your cellphone.”

Viana was not a patient woman or very sympathetic under the circumstances. She did what any 115 lbs. (53 kilos) professional mixed martial arts competitor would do. Viana stood up, punched him twice in the face, kicked him in the head and placed him in a choke hold.

A passerby called the police and took this photograph a minute or two later.


Viana also held onto the mugger’s weapon.

Apparently he was not sharp enough to notice the difference between a gun and a piece of cardboard.


There is a moral to this story.

If you are a mugger in training, do not choose a victim that is wearing a UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) tee shirt.


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DIPSHIDIOT OF THE DAY: IDAHO DEPUTY TASES ELDERLY MAN (VIDEO)

IDAHO DEPUTY TASES ELDERLY MAN


Idaho Deputy suspended after video shows elderly man being tased

This incident was caught on video by a family member of the man who was tasered by the deputy.

 

A Gooding County sheriff’s deputy has been suspended after responding to a report of a road rage incident in the Magic Valley.

The sheriff’s office says John Hall was accused of trying to run a semi truck off the road along Interstate 84 in Jerome.

Hall’s grandson is the person who shot this video.

The other man in the video is James Hall, John’s son.

DAWG SAYS: THIS SEEMS TO BE A LESSON THESE GUYS NEVER LEARN, TAKE A GOOD TOOL AND USE IT INAPPROPIATELY.

MAYBE THIS OFFICER SHOULD TRY SOME PHYSICAL FITMESS COURSE AT THE GYM FIRST SO HE DOES NOT HAVE TO TAKE THE LAZY ROUTE FIRST.


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DIPSHIDIOT STEALS MOON ROCKS FOR SIMULATED MOON SEX WITH SIDE CHICK

DIPSHIDIOT STEALS MOON ROCKS FOR SIMULATED MOON SEX WITH SIDE CHICK


Guy steals $21 million of lunar rocks to have ‘sex on the moon’

We don’t know how we missed this story, but a few years ago, a NASA intern was convicted of moon rock theft—specifically, he stole moon rocks so he could have sex with his girlfriend on them.

Author Ben Mezrich, who also wrote The Accidental Network (which was turned into the movie The Social Network), recently published Sex on the Moon: The Amazing Story Behind the Most Audacious Heist in History and described the events of the book to CTV.

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In brief, a few years ago, Thad Roberts, who was in love with his girlfriend of three weeks, decided to show her a grand, romantic gesture by stealing moon rocks so they could jam the rocks under their motel room mattress and have sex on the moon. Because Roberts interned at NASA, he didn’t have to go far for his moon rocks … but he had to circumvent NASA’s security system, a heist worthy of Ocean’s 11.

Of course, things went wrong for our sexonaut when he decided to sell the moon rocks on the Internet.

“He really wasn’t a criminal,” said Mezrich. “He didn’t think through the after-effects. I asked him dozens of times over the year, ‘How did you think you were going to get away with this?’ And he said it just wasn’t part of the thought process. … He only thought of it as a college prank; he thought, ‘Even if I do get caught, what’s the worst they’ll do to me?”

What “they” did to him was send him to a federal prison for seven and a half years.

Mezrich makes us want to read the book for his descriptions of Roberts’ chutzpah. But let’s be honest … we also want to know what it was like to have sex on the moon.

DIPSHIDIOT FORMER DEPUTY CONVICTED OF PLANTING DRUGS

DIPSHIDIOT FORMER DEPUTY CONVICTED OF PLANTING DRUGS

Dashcam image of Deputy Zachary Wester

Former Florida deputy guilty of planting drugs in stopped cars

Zachary Wester denies any wrongdoing

A former Florida sheriff’s deputy whose patrol car was found to contain a stash of narcotics was convicted Tuesday of planting drugs during traffic stops.

A Jackson County jury found fired deputy Zachary Wester guilty on 19 of 67 total counts, including racketeering, official misconduct, fabricating evidence, perjury, false imprisonment and possession of controlled substances and drug paraphernalia, according to the Tallahassee Democrat. Jackson County is located in the Florida Panhandle, northwest of Tallahassee.

Internal affairs investigators found the drugs hidden inside Wester’s patrol car in the summer of 2018, shortly before he was suspended. Prosecutors say it was ready-to-plant evidence that Wester used during his traffic stops.

Wester was charged in 2019 in connection with a dozen traffic stops where he arrested drivers and passengers. Prosecutors had to drop charges in nearly 120 cases involving Wester that occurred between 2016 and 2018 because of the accusations that he planted evidence.


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