In this world of give and take,
it takes someone special
to give what it takes!!
You might be a Redneck if
You think TACO BELL is the
Mexican Phone Company
WITH THE GREAT FLYDINI
Sometimes, your just gonna have to accept,
that some days you’re the pigeon.
and other days, you’re the statue.
A naked person fears no pickpocket.
My car talks. It says things like “your door is ajar”,
but never anything really helpful like,
“there’s a trooper hiding in the bushes.”