DAWG WANTS…….1 MILLION ROUND PER MINUTE GUN (VIDEO)

DON’T FORGET XMAS IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER…….

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE ONE ABOUT THE ROBBERS TRIED TO ROB A BAR FULL OF COPS?

WHAT COULD GO WRONG RIGHT?


FROM THE MIAMI HERALD

Two armed men showed up at a Woodlawn, Md. bar on Tuesday and demanded cash at gunpoint, police say—but they probably would have thought twice had they known who was drinking there.

“I’m sure that they weren’t planning on there being a large room filled with police officers,” Baltimore County police Officer Jennifer Peach told WBAL.

A group of Baltimore County officers had gathered at Monaghan’s Pub to celebrate the retirement of Sergeant David Neral, a veteran police officer who had been with the department since 1988, according to the Baltimore Sun.

While the party was going on in the pub’s main room, two masked men showed up at the pub’s carryout counter at 5:30 p.m. and demanded cash from the register at gunpoint, according to the Sun.

Then they took off. But the bartender didn’t have to go far to find police officers to chase down the suspected robbers.

“The person who had been behind the counter knew that there was a retirement party for a police officer happening, so they went into the other portion and alerted the officers to the fact that they had just been involved in an armed robbery,” Peach told WBAL.

After a handful of the off-duty officers leapt into action, they arrested two suspects nearby, they said—Joseph McInnis III, 21, and Tyree McCoy, 22.

Each was charged with armed robbery, theft and related offenses, department spokesman Cpl. Shawn Vinson told the Sun.

The suspected robbers might have guessed this was the wrong bar to try to hold up. There’s a police precinct right across the street, bar owner Jack Milani told the Sun. Squad cars are always coming and going in front of the station, he added.

“It’s kind of odd you would even attempt it,” Milani said. “[Officers] are always in here. There was a decent amount of them.”


CAT HERDERS LIVING THE DREAM…….

JUST A FEEL-GOOD MOMENT

BREAKING NEWS: COOLEY ALERT!!!

LEADER OF THE COOLEY CLAN ALIVE AND WELL DUMPSTER DIVING BY THE AUTO MALL, I AM PLEASED HE IS LOOKING SO HEALTHY.

I WONDER HOW HIS DRUG CASE FROM 2014 IS GOING?

AT LAST COUNT THERE WAS 58 CONTINUANCES IN HIS DRUG POSSESION AND FOR SALES CASE.

MIKE COOLEY

YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER THIS FOR A MOMENT…….

FROM A MANS PERSPECTIVE…….

AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN
FINALLY, the guys’ side of the story. (I MUST ADMIT, IT’S PRETTY GOOD.)


WE ALWAYS HEAR ‘THE RULES’ FROM THE FEMALE SIDE
NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE

THESE ARE OUR RULES!

PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.

1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.

1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.

1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:

SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!

1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.

1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.

1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS.

1. IF YOU THINK YOU’RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON’T ASK US.

1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE.
1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH.
IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF.

1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS.

1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE…

1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS..
PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS.

1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY ‘NOTHING,’ WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING’S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE.

1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON’T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON’T WANT TO HEAR.

1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE…REALLY.

1.. DON’T ASK US WHAT WE’RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS.

1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES.

1 . YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES.

1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE!

1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON’T MIND THAT? IT’S LIKE CAMPING

PASS THIS TO AS MANY MEN AS YOU CAN – TO GIVE THEM A LAUGH…

PASS THIS TO THE LADIES – TO GIVE THEM A BIGGER LAUGH, BECAUSE ITS TRUE!

A NOTE FROM A READER…….

FUTURE

WRITTEN BY A 21-YEAR-OLD FEMALE.

Wow, this girl has a great plan!  Love the last thing she would do the best.

This was written by a 21-yr. old female who gets it.  It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she’s being forced to live in!  These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.

This was a letter to the editor, in the “Waco Tribune Herald”, Waco, TX.

PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .

Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away.  If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid.  Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine.  If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing Ever live in a military barracks?  You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.  Your “home” will be subject to inspections any time and possessions will be inventoried.  If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job.  It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.  We will sell your 22-inch rims and low-profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary.  If you want our money, accept our rules.  Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self-esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.  The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

I love this one…

AND while you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!  Yes, that is correct.  For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.  You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check.  If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts – PASS IT ON…

Isn’t it weird that in AMERICA our flag and our culture offend so many people…..
but our benefits don’t?

TELL DAWG WHAT YOU THINK…….