CLINT SAYS…….

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My buddy says he’s going

to divorce his wife

because she hasn’t spoken

to him for two months.

I told him not to be so hasty,

women like that are hard to find.


CLINT SAYS…….

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At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy,

getting up off the floor is another thing!

CLINT SAYS…….

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If you think an xbox is where

you keep your divorce papers…

you might be a redneck

CLINT SAYS……..

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I’ve been wondering..

if I remove my windshield wipers,

would I still get parking tickets??

CLINT SAYS…….

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So a police man came up 2 me with

a drug sniffing dog  & said

“this dog tells me you’re on drugs!”

I reply “I’m on drugs?

You’re the one talking 2 a dog”

CLINT SAYS…….

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Today I was gonna wear my camouflage shirt

but I couldn’t find it

CLINT SAYS…….

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ALL people have a photographic memory…

some people just don’t have film.