Today’s cartoons don’t teach jack.
When I grew up I learned Gun Safety from ElmerFudd,
Spanish from SpeedyGonzales,
French from PePeLePew,
Physics from WylieCoyote.
CLINTS THOUGHT OF THE DAY
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
The gift of a smart ass is the ability to make even a genius look like a total idiot!
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
If it’s made with beef …
why is it called a “HAM”burger ?
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Just when you think that fart is going to be silent;
Then the deadly part takes over
And suddenly the silence doesn’t matter anymore.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
There’s a dummy between the y and I on your keyboard,
take a look.
Now that thar is funny.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Ever wonder why the teachers think ya know the answer when it’s pretty obvious you didn’t raise your hand.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Many people fail to succeed because they have a wishbone instead of a backbone.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
All fast food drive thru should have 3 drive thru windows.
The one you pay at,
the one you pick up your order,
and the third to trade in all the wrong crap they gave you.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
If you see me talking to myself,
don’t be alarmed.
I’m getting expert advice.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid?
Say this:
I hesitate to articulate in fear
I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
My status’s may be amusing,
but I don’t tell prostitute jokes
That would be whorable!
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Folks lay off the Pride and Race thing.
I dont care if your gay, lesbian, white, Brown or Black.
Some people wear toupee’s and they just need to be up front also.
Hell I am Bald and I dont hide it.
I save hair cut money and Shampoo.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Just because a piece of shit dries up and isn’t smelly doesn’t mean it still isn’t a piece of shit.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Always remember that anyone can be educated.
It’s intelligence and common sense that can be Elusive.
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CLINT THOUGHT OF THE DAY
You is what you is, you ain’t what you ain’t. But if you is what you ain’t, then you ain’t what you is.