Google is obviously a girl.

It won’t let you finish your sentence

without suggesting other ideas.

“Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain,

but all the happiness and growth occurs

while you’re climbing.”

If you see me doing sit ups,

it’s not because I am exercising

it’s because I have fallen

and trying to get back up

They can’t get your goat if you

don’t tell them where its tied up!

Woke up this morning,

looked down and

one of my toes was missing,

There was a note stuck to my foot

that said ‘Gone To Market’

Women are like cell phones.

They love to be held, talked to,

and handled with care.

But if you hit the wrong button,

they’ll disconnect you in a heartbeat…