CLINT SAYS………

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When something says

“Non-flammable” on it,

I take it as a personal challenge.

CLINT SAYS…….

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Nurse came in and said Doc,

there’s a man in the waiting room

who thinks he’s invisible,

what should I tell him?

The doctor said Tell him

I can’t see him today

CLINT SAYS…….

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When you are talking to yourself,

just remember 2 things

– you know you will always

get the right answer and

you are talking to

someone intelligent.

CLINT SAYS…….

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Society needs both optimists

and pessimists.

For example,

an optimist invented the airplane

while a pessimist

invented the parachute.

CLINT SAYS…….

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My teacher told me to solve the problem

on the board so I went up there,

erased it and said SOLVED!

CLINT SAYS…….

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What’s easy, doesn’t always last…

What lasts, isn’t always easy.

CLINT SAYS……..

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Somebody threw a Pepsi at me today.

It didn’t hurt.

Thank God it was a soft drink.