Problem: Can’t have cake and eat it to.

Solution: Make two cakes.

One more day my friends and it’s the long weekend.

A man with 2 golf balls in his pocket

sits beside a blond, she stares at his crotch,

golf balls he says! blond replies:

does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?

Hump day my friends – enjoy

Every day that we wake up

we have another chance to do it right.

Life is like a fart,

one little slip up and everyone

is trying to figure out who did it…

So what exactly is the

point of a white crayon?

Sometimes the road you travel doesn’t lead

to the destination you had hoped for.

But if you can look back on the trip

and still smile…then it was worth it

If you live by the right code of ethics,

integrity, values, morals & honesty

it is much easier to lay your head

on the pillow at night and sleep!