CLINT SAYS……

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Ya know you’ve been around

when you still call the refrigerator

the ice box.

CLINT SAYS…….

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I like to stop the microwave with just one second left.

It makes me feel like I’ve expertly diffused a bomb. Lol

CLINT SAYS…….

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300 pairs of underwear were found on a roadside,

police suspected a car accident due

to the amount of skid marks…

CLINT SAYS……..

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The best thing about telepathy is…..

I know, right?

CLINT SAYS…….

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My buddy says he’s going

to divorce his wife

because she hasn’t spoken

to him for two months.

I told him not to be so hasty,

women like that are hard to find.


CLINT SAYS…….

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A man goes to the library and ask for a book about suicide.

The librarian said,

” Hell no, you won’t bring it back.”

CLINT SAYS…….

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Just saw a cop pull over a U Haul truck.

I think he is trying to bust a move.